40 Alexa Funny Commands – The Most Craziest Ones

Did you know that Alexa can provide some fun, lighthearted entertainment with Alexa funny commands?

That’s right.

Alexa has some hilarious commands built into its system that will bring a smile and make your day a little brighter.

Let’s take a look at some of the Alexa funny commands you can ask her.

40+ Alexa Funny Commands

Alexa funny commands
  1. Alexa, I am your father. Alexa will respond with “No, I am your father!”
  2. Alexa, beam me up.
  3. Alexa, sing me a song. Ask this one, and Alexa will start singing a popular tune.
  4. Alexa, do you know the muffin man?
  5. Alexa, make me a sandwich. Alexa won’t actually make you a sandwich (she’s not that advanced yet), but she’ll respond with something witty like “I’m not sure what kind of sandwich you want.”
  6. Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road? Alexa may respond, “To get to the other side” and “To find out what was on the other side.”
  7. Alexa, do you want to build a snowman? Alexa will reply with some variation of “Sure. Let’s build one together.”
  8. Alexa, set phasers to kill. You might get an unexpected response from this one. Alexa may say, “I’m sorry; I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
  9. Alexa, what is your quest? If you’re looking for something Monty Python-esque in nature then asking this command should do it. Alexa’s response could be anything from To seek out new knowledge” to more humorous replies like “To find a decent cup of tea.”
  10. Alexa, are we in the Matrix? Alexa may surprise you by saying something like “No…but wouldn’t that be cool”
  11. Alexa, do you believe in aliens?
  12. Alexa, what does the fox say?
  13. Alexia, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  14. Do you love me?
  15. Are we alone in the universe?
  16. Who let the dogs out?”
  17. What time is it in Australia?
  18. How old are you?
  19. What is your favorite color?
  20. Can I borrow some money?
  21. Tell me a joke.”
  22. Do you know Siri/Cortana/Google Assistant?
  23. Alexa, will you marry me?
  24. Alexa, I love you.
  25. Alexa, you’re so ugly.
  26. Alexa, why you don’t have hares?
  27. Alexa, can you go to school with me?
  28. Alexa, let’s go running.
  29. Alexa, if you’re bad, I‘m your dad.
  30. Alexa, who is your crush?
  31. Alexa, can you make me a coffee?
  32. Alexa, why you don’t take bath?
  33. Alexa, you’re smelling.
  34. Alexa, brush your teeth.
  35. Alexa, I hate you.
  36. Alexa, where is your husband?
  37. Alexa, do you have kids?
  38. Alexa, if I leave you, will you miss me?
  39. Alexa, who is the best person in the world?
  40. Alexa, who is the craziest person in the world?
40 Alexa Funny Commands

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

What are the funny things to ask Alexa for kids?

1. Alexa, please do my homework.
2. Alexa, can you go to school with me?
3. Alexa, what is your age?
4. Alexa, what is your education?
5. Alexa, where are your parents?

What can Alexa do that is funny?

The funniest thing Alexa can do for you is, she can make a fart voice for you.

Just ask “Alexa, play funny fart sounds”.
Alexa will start playing funny fart sounds of all kinds.

What are the dirty things to say to Alexa?

1. Alexa, I feel you should retire now.
2. Alexa, you look too old, I think you should take a leave.
3. Alexa, why do you speak a lot?
4. Alexa, I don’t like your voice.
5. Alexa, can we go on a date?


Alexa funny commands are just for time passing and Alexa won’t mind it.

Instead, she’ll try to tease you in reverse. Overall great fun is going to happen.

There are so many fun things that you can ask Alexa to do.

From silly questions to pop culture references and beyond; no matter your interests or sense of humor.

Whether it’s telling jokes or giving advice,  there are plenty of ways to have fun with your Amazon Echo device.

With these easy-to-use commands, even novice users can quickly get in on the fun.

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Hi! I’m David — a writer, blogger, and proud owner of Smarterve. I’ve been using smart home gadgets and in the home industry for about a decade. I love to solve problems, give suggestions, and create ease for people to enjoy life. This blog is where I can share tips and provide solutions to everyone using smart gadgets.

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  1. If you try some of these funny commands, it will be a riot! Alexa’s responses are priceless. Thanks for sharing these.

  2. Some of these commands might not yield the expected humorous responses. I guess humor is subjective.

  3. These were fun, but do you have more funny commands to share? I’d love to keep the laughs coming.

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